Trev is officially a porker!

It's official, I am a lazy good for nothing layabout that will never have a six pack again...I had one once, honest,I have a photo somewhere, I will dig it out, thats of course if I can find it, because I am so lazy I can't be bothered to look for it!  I stated in a recent blog that after the last golf trip of my life (with the baby coming, according to every wannabe golfing Dad, the other beautiful game has very little chance of letting me have a hack for quite some time) that I would head down the pool, cut out beer during the week and leave the potatoes and pasta to Mrs Marshall...Well....That was a complete load of BS...I have eaten more in the last week than I have ever done, I don't know what is wrong with me, I look at food and something in my head says "EAT IT, GO ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO"....

I put this down to the latter stages of pregnancy and Mother Nature making sure that as a Father in waiting, that I will be healthy and have the strength to support my family! Pregnant women in the last trimester 'nest', they clean, clean, tidy, nag, clean, tidy and order other people around them to clean, tidy, clean some more, hoover, wipe, dust, throw things away that are not needed and definately not to nag back! Nesting is well known ahead of the big push, but for the men, as far as I can tell have their own word ending in ING, its FEASTING..It is obviously sympathy pregnancy, I too want the attention of strange women coming along to pat my belly and asking when its due, I love all that! We were out with some equally pregnant friends last weekend (both Women and Men!) and when we said that we were going to take a cast of the belly, one bright spark spoke up and said 'but won't that take the hairs off your belly when your pull it off'....I said that my wife was a little hairier now with all the hormones, but not too bad.

That was the night I found the spare room - thats only because our bed is no longer big enough for the two of us!